The reason a dog has so many friends is that 
he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when 
I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world 
like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that
loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person 
than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space 
we can spare and love we can spare.  
And in return, dogs give us their 
all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their 
enemies, quite unlike people, who are 
incapable of pure love and always have 
to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles 
are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, 
perseverance, and to turn around three  
times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap 
tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about 
immortality, it is that certain 
dogs I have known will go to heaven, 
and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't 
getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy 
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a  
can.  That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must 
think of us?  I mean, here we come back 
from a grocery store with the most 
amazing haul -- chicken,  
pork, half a cow.  They must think 
we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, 
and men and dogs should relax  
and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

Speak softly and own a big, mean 
Doberman.
-Dave Miliman

If you pick up a starving dog and 
make him prosperous, he will not  
bite you;  that is the principal 
difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a 
dog, and the dog will give you a  
look that says, "Wow, you're right!  
I never would've thought of that!"
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, 
but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, 
try putting three dog biscuits 
in your pocket and then giving 
Fido only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good 
of a person as my dog already thinks  
I am.